Last night I looked at my mac and thought "Mac, you can do anything" and inserted a mini disc into the disc drive.
When my mac didn't make any groans of enjoyment, I realized my mistake.
I quickly made an appointment at the genius bar of the local Apple store.
First thing this morning, I rushed to the mall.
Waited 15 minutes for my appointment.
The genius took my computer and jumped up and down.
The mini disc fell out.